‘You are boring’ by Andrew Marshall

“I went out on a date with a girl who was incredibly boring. When I tried to insert some fun banter into the conversation, her eyes would droop as if I was boring her unconscious. This began to piss me off more and more until finally I said something. It turned out that she had lazy eyes and was very self-conscious about it.”

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